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Buck Wild

Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are $2.95, deer nuts are under a buck. It's surprising that this classic bit of puerile humor didn't make its way onto Estradasphere's epic new recording, Buck…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): In search of a vision about your imminent future, I gazed into my crystal ball while alternately taking sips of coffee and beer. First thing I saw was a set of horns sprouting from your head.…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): In one of your past lives you were the genius who invented pig Latin. In another, you were a nun who was expelled from your monastic order for wearing crotchless habits. In yet another incarnation you…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For An Unreal World

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Holiday alert! February 28 is Fat Tuesday, the climactic day of Mardi Gras. Traditionally, it's the occasion for one last big blowout binge before 40 days of austere self-denial. Nothing could be more in alignment with…
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