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News, The Snitch Congrats to Randy Johnson On Quest For 300 -- But It's Still Just a Number (and a Terrible Film)

Congrats to Randy Johnson On Quest For 300 -- But It's Still Just a Number (and a Terrible Film)

The omphalos of the American sporting world will be occupied by one Randall David Johnson tonight, as the 6-foot-10 San Francisco Giants pitcher -- whom harried members of SF Weekly's staff say has trouble remembering to keep his bike off…
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News, The Snitch San Francisco Giants Make Their Sales Pitch -- And It's Zito-Esque

San Francisco Giants Make Their Sales Pitch -- And It's Zito-Esque

As baseball fans, I think we can all agree that Tim Lincecum is spectacular. Even homeless men told me last year that the Giants were too painful to follow -- this coming from men who have slept on pavement for…
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Home Entertainment, Game On Wild Pitch

Wild Pitch

Boys are oiling their mitts, men have started playing hooky, and Dick Cheney just one-hopped it like a pussy. Yes, baseball season is in full swing, and our dip-juice cup runneth over. Normally, this is cause for heavy titillation --…
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