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Music, All Shook Down This Week: Taylor Acts White, Zendaya Turns Orange, and Stefani Feels Blue

This Week: Taylor Acts White, Zendaya Turns Orange, and Stefani Feels Blue

So, what did we learn this week? We learned that Gwen Stefani can't fake cry to save her life, religion should never be brought into fundraising exercises (even if you do happen to have a giant Star of David…
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Music, All Shook Down This Week: J-Lo Writes a Book, Dave Grohl Goes on "60 Minutes" and The Giants Win!

This Week: J-Lo Writes a Book, Dave Grohl Goes on "60 Minutes" and The Giants Win!

"*Lorde Voice*♪♪♪ But we will never win, Royals ♪♪♪ #sports #topical" Mark Hoppus has suggested a new version of "Royals" in light of the Giants defeating Kansas in the World Series (Twitter) "Congrats San Fran. #Giants Celebrate Safe. Great Job…
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Music, Sizzle & Fizzle Sizzle and Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle and Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle Thee Oh Sees held court for three nights at the Chapel with help from out-of-towners the Blind Shake and OBN III's. The first night was a sweaty, smelly cauldron of rock 'n' roll chaos, and it made us feel…
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Music, All Shook Down Paris Hilton's New Single Is Spectacularly Vapid, Even By Paris Hilton Standards

Paris Hilton's New Single Is Spectacularly Vapid, Even By Paris Hilton Standards

Those of you reading this who used to be 8-year-old girls might recall that thing that we used to do at sleepovers, where you and your friends would, in the midst of practicing dance moves, try and make up pop…
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Film, "The Bling Ring": Rich Kids Stealing from Really Rich Kids

"The Bling Ring": Rich Kids Stealing from Really Rich Kids

It's only June, but the contender for 2013's best "media-saturated teenage girls go on a crime spree" film is abundantly clear: Harmony Komine's Spring Breakers. Trailing behind is Sofia Coppola's The Bling Ring, based on the true case of a…
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Music, All Shook Down The Top 5 Worst Birthday Songs Ever

The Top 5 Worst Birthday Songs Ever

So, 2 Chainz and Kanye West just saw fit to join forces to write a birthday song. Called "Birthday Song." What the ball-sack were they even thinking?It's a well known fact that there are only three birthday-related songs in the history…
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Music, All Shook Down Five Awful Attempts at Making Music by Rich, Beautiful, Famous People

Five Awful Attempts at Making Music by Rich, Beautiful, Famous People

As we all know, it's easy to take pot-shots at stupid, beautiful people. Incredibly entertaining, yes, but easy nonetheless. Honestly, we would stop doing it altogether, if only these clueless floozies would stick to having ridiculous incompetence levels in only…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Thrift-Store Copy of Paris Hilton's "Your Heiress Diary" Is History's <em>Second</em> Saddest Journal

Thrift-Store Copy of Paris Hilton's "Your Heiress Diary" Is History's Second Saddest Journal

Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. Your Heiress Diary Author: Paris Hilton, purportedly, although Merle Ginsberg gets a "with" credit. (He's probably not…
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Music, All Shook Down Bouncer on Paris Hilton, the Hilton Hotel, and S.F.'s Urban Tavern

Bouncer on Paris Hilton, the Hilton Hotel, and S.F.'s Urban Tavern

From this week's Bouncer column: No one seems to be watching The World According to Paris, so I have had to take up the slack on my lonesome. The premise of the most recent reality show based on the life…
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Music, Bouncer Bouncer Critiques the Hilton's Urban Tavern

Bouncer Critiques the Hilton's Urban Tavern

No one seems to be watching The World According to Paris, so I have had to take up the slack on my lonesome. The premise of the most recent reality show based on the life of heiress Paris Hilton is…
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Music, All Shook Down The Top 5 Dave Grohl Smackdowns

The Top 5 Dave Grohl Smackdowns

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Music, All Shook Down Remix The Glitch Mob's 'Drive It Like You Stole It' in New Contest

Remix The Glitch Mob's 'Drive It Like You Stole It' in New Contest

Possibly one of the biggest names to emerge from L.A.'s hip-hop-indebted, electronic beat scene (other than Flying Lotus, of course), The Glitch Mob released its debut album, Drink the Sea, towards the end of May, after years spent producing one-off…
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News, The Snitch ZOMG! Chron Discovers Porn on the Internet.

ZOMG! Chron Discovers Porn on the Internet.

The front page of the Datebook in Monday's Chronicle offered a photograph of a pair of hands bound by the cord of a computer mouse and the headline "Putting Lives on the Line for Porn." The story opens with what…
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News, Sucka Free City Paris Hilton Syndrome hits S.F. Animal Control

Paris Hilton Syndrome hits S.F. Animal Control

If ever you needed another reason to despise Paris Hilton — utter vapidity, being famous despite having no discernible talent, overuse of the teeth in her sole legitimate screen role — the folks at San Francisco Animal Care and Control…
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News, The Snitch Barry Zito Mows 'Em Down -- The Ladies, That is

Barry Zito Mows 'Em Down -- The Ladies, That is

The conventional wisdom used to be that chicks dig the longball. Not true. Chicks dig Barry Zito. Who would have thought being young, wealthy, handsome, and articulate could be such a turn-on? Rick Reuschel may kick Zito's ass on paper…
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Culture, Stage <i>Trenchcoat in Common</i> explores loss of privacy in a Web-connected world

Trenchcoat in Common explores loss of privacy in a Web-connected world

There comes a time in every blogger's life when she discovers an alarming truth: People actually read her words. I started blogging partly out of a desire to share Important Cultural Musings with other like-minded individuals, and partly out of…
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Calendar, Night&Day <i>Repo! The Genetic Opera</i>

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Based on a campy sci-fi/horror rock opera first staged in Toronto in 2002, Repo! is also an offshoot of the slash-mash-gash Saw franchise that’s made gazillions for Lionsgate—it’s directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, youthful helmer of Saws II, III, and…
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Culture, Books Who wants to read books about the Internet?

Who wants to read books about the Internet?

"There is still so much we have to learn about TV!" Kurt Vonnegut wrote in 1991. Now it's 2008, and there is still so much we have to learn about the Internet! Although we kinda already know, don't we? The…
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Music, BeatBox Hollywood's bad b-boys: Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy

Hollywood's bad b-boys: Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy

"I'm on a bender/Don't ask me no questions/I won't remember," Andre Legacy sings in "Bender," a silly tune that has become the signature offering for the novelty rapper from Los Angeles. His brother from another mother, Dirt Nasty, was born…
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News, The Snitch Paris Hilton's Jail Guard Wins SF Drag King Contest

Paris Hilton's Jail Guard Wins SF Drag King Contest

Photo: Dawg, the Bounty Hunter (click here for full slideshow) What happens when you send a famous drag queen to the 12th Annual Drag King contest and report? ASD's Heklina plays it straight, while the gay girls go wild.…
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