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News, The Snitch Help Give Democrats and Republicans a Much-Needed Makeover

Help Give Democrats and Republicans a Much-Needed Makeover

After watching the recent presidential debates, there's nothing we'd like to do more than give the Republicans a complete makeover -- physically and politically. New Gingrich's hair alone gives us so much to work with.Thankfully, a San Francisco-based design company is…
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Music, All Shook Down Dave Mustaine Confirms Idiocy Twice in One Week

Dave Mustaine Confirms Idiocy Twice in One Week

As you may have already heard, a couple of days ago, Megadeth's Dave Mustaine told musicradar.com that he was "hoping that whatever is in the White House next year is a Republican" (he knows politicians aren't robots right? Surely that…
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News, The Snitch Newt Gingrich to Campaign Near San Francisco: Lock Up Your Wives

Newt Gingrich to Campaign Near San Francisco: Lock Up Your Wives

After Newt Gingrich trashed-talked the Bay Area, specifically San Francisco, we gave the  polyamorous Republican five really good reasons that he might fancy our fair city, despite the fact we are open to all things good. Of course, we didn't…
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News, The Snitch Mitt Romney Will Win Republicans Over By Teaming Up With Nancy Pelosi

Mitt Romney Will Win Republicans Over By Teaming Up With Nancy Pelosi

Mitt Romney is all set to be the Republican nominee for president, except for one stubborn hitch: Republican primary voters -- like most people -- don't like him, perhaps because he's actually an actor playing a presidential candidate on a…
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News, The Snitch Ridiculously Spacious Bay Area Home for Sale, Only $29 Million

Ridiculously Spacious Bay Area Home for Sale, Only $29 Million

Here's something that will surely stoke contempt among the Occupy Movement: A San Francisco suburban home is on the market. Its asking price? Only $29 million!The mega mansion, which sits on 6 acres in the quiet town of Hillsborough, is…
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News, The Snitch Newt Gingrich Tells Occupy Protesters to Take a Bath

Newt Gingrich Tells Occupy Protesters to Take a Bath

Last week, we regaled readers with the dumbass things Ann Coulter had to say about the Occupy Movement, none of which is worth repeating in this post. Rather, we have new material from an old Republican who, too, has shared…
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Calendar, Night&Day Lighting Up the Dark Places

Lighting Up the Dark Places

Put yourself inside the head of Newt Gingrich. (Go ahead. Don’t be afraid. We won’t be there long.) Now imagine what appears in his mind when he hears the phrase “homosexual agenda” – hell, maybe even hearing “San Francisco” is…
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Dining, Eat Hot Hits of the 1990s

Hot Hits of the 1990s

In all the fuss over the end of the century (century, hell! millennium), the '90s have gone largely unanalyzed. This seems unfair, given the sensational nature of the past 10 years: not just O.J. and Monica but Newt Gingrich and…
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Calendar, Night&Day

Night+Day

wednesday september 18 Off the Beaten Campaign Trail Two national political figures bypass regular Republican-Democrat party lines with local talks. Reform Party presidential candidate (and election-year comic relief) Ross Perot addresses the state of the union in a Commonwealth Club…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Never thought I'd do this, but your horoscope this week is brought to you by The Gap, as in the clothes store. What?! Have I sold out? No. Here's my rationale. The Gap is one of…
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Culture, Stage

Aisle Seat

Tomorrow for the Young One of my greatest fears (after Newt Gingrich but before earthquakes) is that someday there will be no theater because the audience is too old to leave the retirement home. I decided that a little quest…
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Dog Bites

Paper Gains Does Newt Gingrich hold the key to the joint operating agreement (JOA) that locks the Chronicle and Examiner together? Gingrich wants to reduce the capital gains tax from its current 28 percent rate to 20 percent or even…
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REAL ASTROLOGY for an unreal world

Aries (March 21-April 19): Very important that you treat yourself like a recovering alcoholic this week -- like an incubator baby or a sick puppy just regaining its health. Best if you sit quietly in a chair and watch CNN…
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