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Music, All Shook Down 5 Reasons Kid Rock is The (Absolute Fucking) Worst

5 Reasons Kid Rock is The (Absolute Fucking) Worst

Since you probably don't read Libertarian Yokel Monthly, you might not be aware of developments in the life of animate fedora with a ponytail attached, Kid Rock. We try not to talk about him if we can help it,…
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News, Sucka Free City Vapid Transit: City Transit Agencies' Office Digs Don't Come Cheap

Vapid Transit: City Transit Agencies' Office Digs Don't Come Cheap

Last week, the Board of Supervisors took the initial steps to place a $500 million bond on the ballot in hopes city voters will generously tap themselves to rehabilitate our shambolic transit system. Also in the works is a plan…
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Culture, Kill Your Television The Former Future President of the United States: On Mitt

The Former Future President of the United States: On Mitt

Mitt Romney has just announced that, sadly, he will not be running for president in 2016. I guess he figured that if you can't even beat the black guy who can't even bowl during a recession and high unemployment, you…
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Music, All Shook Down Yo Gotti and French Montana Brag About Money and Bore Us to Tears

Yo Gotti and French Montana Brag About Money and Bore Us to Tears

Remember when mainstream hip-hop had something to say? Back in the day, Public Enemy were an educational force to be reckoned with. NWA, who had their misogynistic moments, were in their own way teaching kids about life on the street.…
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Music, All Shook Down Henry Rollins Is Mad as Hell and Surprisingly Optimistic at Yoshi's, 11/22/12

Henry Rollins Is Mad as Hell and Surprisingly Optimistic at Yoshi's, 11/22/12

Henry RollinsThursday, Nov. 22, 2012Yoshi's SFBetter than: The turkey-induced coma most people were in, post-Thanksgiving dinner (by about a million times). At the end of two and a half hours of non-stop talking tonight, Henry Rollins explains how he does…
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Music, Bouncer Awaiting the Vote with a Drink at Hillstone

Awaiting the Vote with a Drink at Hillstone

The bar at Hillstone is a big round horseshoe of upper-middle-class sippers and amber mood lighting. The man next to me was very drunk. The bartender reminded me of my sister-in-law, in a good way. The television set did not…
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News, The Snitch Obama's Re-election Has Spurred a GOP Paradigm Shift on Immigration Reform

Obama's Re-election Has Spurred a GOP Paradigm Shift on Immigration Reform

One of the conventional criticisms of President Obama's first term was that he failed to live up to the "Hope" and "Change" rhetoric on which he campaigned in 2008. Many Obama supporters, even ones who concede this point, defended him…
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News, The Snitch Chick-fil-A Opening Gives Disappointed Republicans Something to Celebrate

Chick-fil-A Opening Gives Disappointed Republicans Something to Celebrate

What better place for beleaguered Mitt Romney fans and other gay-hating folks to wallow in their post-election sorrows than a brand spankin' new Chick-fil-A? Dozens of chicken lovers (or gay marriage haters) gathered outside the new Walnut Creek chicken restaurant…
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News, The Snitch Bay Area Cat Craps in Litter Box Marked With Mitt Romney's Name

Bay Area Cat Craps in Litter Box Marked With Mitt Romney's Name

We already know how Bay Area dogs feel about Mitt Romney, but nobody considered the cat vote until now. NBC brings this phenomenal election report about Mr. Nuts, a Fremont feline who took a dump on Mitt Romney, thus predicting…
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Partisan Breadmaking: Baking Up a President at Feel Good Bakery

If you're the type who'd rather be caught dead than drinking 7-Eleven coffee, but still want to show your support for your favorite presidential candidate (the convenience store chain claims that their unofficial coffee cup poll has successfully predicted the…
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News, The Snitch Presidential Debates: The Top 5 Internet Memes

Presidential Debates: The Top 5 Internet Memes

The presidential debates always give voters so much more than insight about the candidates -- it gives them fodder, and more fodder to turn political discourse into Internet entertainment.   And after last night's final debate -- which included and…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist What Election Season Would Be Complete Without an Ayn Rand Debate?

What Election Season Would Be Complete Without an Ayn Rand Debate?

The Republican party has once again gotten in bed with Ayn Rand. Her formidable legacy made an appearance in the political arena this election year when Paul Ryan revealed that he grew up reading the author's famously individualist work,…
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Dining, SFoodie Bake-Off: Obama and Romney Loaves Go Head-to-Head in Alameda

Bake-Off: Obama and Romney Loaves Go Head-to-Head in Alameda

If you're the type who'd rather be caught dead than drinking 7-Eleven coffee, but still want to show your support for your favorite presidential candidate (the convenience store chain claims that their unofficial coffee cup poll has successfully predicted the…
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News, The Snitch Debate: Even This Heart-Shaped Crotch Shot Couldn't Help Romney

Debate: Even This Heart-Shaped Crotch Shot Couldn't Help Romney

President Obama and Mitt Romney squared off last night for the second presidential debate, fighting over all the things Americans argue about while boozing at the bar -- immigration, binders of women, and money. And while Romney was getting his…
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Music, All Shook Down "Wait a Minute": Chris Webby is a Sexist Idiot; Kid Ink is a Romney Wannabe

"Wait a Minute": Chris Webby is a Sexist Idiot; Kid Ink is a Romney Wannabe

You know what the world needs desperately right now? More songs that talk about all-encompassing greed like it's a good thing, with a side of horrifying 1950s-level sexism. Yeah. The world needs that about as much as it needs Mitt…
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News, Feature Our Most Corrupt Tax Breaks: 10 Loopholes to Close Right Now

Our Most Corrupt Tax Breaks: 10 Loopholes to Close Right Now

Illustration by Justin Renteria A year ago Citizens for Tax Justice, a Washington, D.C., nonprofit, studied the tax returns of 280 corporations. What it found was a Beltway version of a Mafia protection scheme. From 2008 to 2010, at…
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News, The Snitch Obama Stops in San Francisco, Informs Crowd That Elmo Is Headed for the Border

Obama Stops in San Francisco, Informs Crowd That Elmo Is Headed for the Border

During his stop in San Francisco yesterday, President Obama continued the aggressive Sesame Street rhetoric that's really upped the ante in this year's presidential election. Obama just couldn't help himself after last week's debate when Romney trashed poor people and…
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Debate 2012: Romney and Obama Attack, Jim Lehrer Loses Control -- the Media Room View

Big photos below.In case you were too busy last night mapping out your traffic route for the upcoming weekend of chaos in San Francisco, here's your recap of the presidential debates from Sam Levin over at our sister paper, Westword.…
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News, The Snitch Good Dog, Bad Romney: PAC of Pooches to Protest Republican Candidate This Weekend

Good Dog, Bad Romney: PAC of Pooches to Protest Republican Candidate This Weekend

You think you're upset over how Mitt Romney's been smack-talking about the poor. Dog lovers across the Bay Area are even more disturbed by the way he treats pups.Because this is the Bay Area, where people like dogs more than…
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Music, All Shook Down Madge Gets Stupid: Five Dumb Things Madonna Has Said Lately

Madge Gets Stupid: Five Dumb Things Madonna Has Said Lately

When Madonna goes dumb, it's like everything else she does in her life -- she goes for gold. Of course, we know that Madge has had a ton of inspiring, empowering and intelligent moments in the course of her career,…
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