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Music, Hear This Garbage: Show Preview

Garbage: Show Preview

The most disappointing — but apparently necessary — stipulation for becoming a mega-sized rock band is that your sound must grow poppier and less identifiable to older fans as time rolls on. But once in a while an album like…
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News, The Snitch A Requiem for Peter Sauer

A Requiem for Peter Sauer

By now, many of you have read about the jarringly sudden demise of Peter Sauer, the captain of Stanford's improbable 1998 Final Four basketball squad. While '98 often feels like eons ago, it wasn't. Sauer was just 35 years old,…
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Calendar, Night&Day Ke11y’s Cove

Ke11y’s Cove

Despite San Francisco’s coastal location, most of you have successfully ignored surfing ever since you moved here. This week, that ends. The Association of Surfing Professionals is in town right now, encamped on the beach under the banner of the…
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Calendar, Night&Day That Which Doesn’t Kill Me ...

That Which Doesn’t Kill Me ...

Grudges suck. No matter who you are or what you’ve accomplished, they can overshadow it by reducing you to a petty, jealous buffoon. Take Michael Jordan. The most gifted basketball player the game will ever know spent his NBA Hall…
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News, The Snitch Put on Your Sunday Breast and Get On Board the Big Pink Bus

Put on Your Sunday Breast and Get On Board the Big Pink Bus

Today, the Department of Public Health spokeswoman sent out a press release with a warning: "No snickering." It turns out the Big Pink Bus will be pulling up to California Pacific Medical Center on Sunday at 3698 California St. No,…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Arj Barker Is Fucking Underappreciated

Arj Barker Is Fucking Underappreciated

Arj Barker doesn't need me to write about him. He is appearing at Cobb's this week, and once a local comic (or a formerly local comic, like Arj) headlines a weekend at Cobb's, it means he or she has made…
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News, The Snitch Code Pink Coyly Noncommital on Whether They'll Crash Obama's Tee Time at Harding Park

Code Pink Coyly Noncommital on Whether They'll Crash Obama's Tee Time at Harding Park

During this weekend's President's Cup Golf Tournament at Harding Park, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, and President Barack Obama are all scheduled to be within cigar smoke-blowing distance of one-another, and 25,000 fans are expected to attend. There hasn't been a…
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Music, Hear This U.S. Air Guitar

U.S. Air Guitar

Michael Jordan may have been called "His Airness," but he's got nothin' on this year's U.S. Air Guitar contestants. Such absolutely shameless competitors as Shreddy Mercury, Fender Splendor, Derek Not So Smalls, and Electric Testicle have slayed other cities with…
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Best of San Francisco, Sports & Recreation

Best Pickup Basketball Game

At some pickup games (take the Panhandle or Dolores Park, please), the style of basketball can best be described as egocentric: get the ball and shoot the ball, with a bunch of jukes, jibes, and fakes in between. Blame it…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that you found yourself in a position where you were being chased by an alligator. Given the fact that the average gator can easily outrace Michael Jordan, let alone you, what would…
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