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News, The Snitch Would You Eat a Matt Cain Pizza?

Would You Eat a Matt Cain Pizza?

So you didn't score tickets to the World Series games. Big deal. You can still probably score some free pizza.Patxi's Pizza is offering Giants fans a chance to get pizza and win a signed Matt Cain jersey when they…
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News, The Snitch San Francisco Giants 2012 World Series Drinking Game

San Francisco Giants 2012 World Series Drinking Game

Seeing-eye singles, elimination games, Madison Bumgarner. In Giants baseball, before the joy comes the anguish and anxiety. If San Francisco wins the World Series, you already know it'll be a teeth-grinding, knee-shaking, hair-pulling operation. If the Giants lose, it'll just…
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News, The Snitch San Francisco Giants: Wet Wish Fulfillment

San Francisco Giants: Wet Wish Fulfillment

In the last few years, San Francisco Giants fans have been treated to every experience they could have ever hoped to have. Last night, however, was a new one. If you ever dreamed of watching a nigh-impossible comeback capped during…
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News, The Snitch Matt Cain to Host Pizza Party for Petaluma Little League World Series Champs

Matt Cain to Host Pizza Party for Petaluma Little League World Series Champs

Most Bay Area youngsters only dream of rubbing elbows with Giants' perfect game maestro Matt Cain. And now the starting pitcher is about to make some kids' hopes come true. On Sunday, Matt Cain and Patxi's Pizza will treat the…
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News, The Snitch Matt Cain to Start All-Star Game; May He Have Better Luck than Giants Predecessors

Matt Cain to Start All-Star Game; May He Have Better Luck than Giants Predecessors

Some controversy has erupted over the selection of Giants ace Matt Cain to start tonight's All-Star Game over New York Mets knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. This is a transcendentally stupid matter to get worked up over. If this game was meaningful…
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News, The Snitch Matt Cain's Perfect Game: Gavin Newsom's Tweet Might Have Lost Him the L.A. Vote

Matt Cain's Perfect Game: Gavin Newsom's Tweet Might Have Lost Him the L.A. Vote

Like with every big happening in the world these days, Matt Cain's perfect game -- the first in Giants history -- sent Twitter into an immediate, topic-saturating flutter. The magnitude of which we haven't seen since ... Manny Pacquiao dominated…
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Matt Cain's Perfect Game: The Monty Python Connection

In Monty Python's Life of Brian, a moment of hilarity is achieved when a massive crowd chants, in unison, "We are all individuals. We are all different."This has always been a favorite comedic theme. But, watching Matt Cain putting the…
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News, The Snitch San Francisco Giants' Instant Classic Stirs Foul Memories

San Francisco Giants' Instant Classic Stirs Foul Memories

Last night's epic duel between San Francisco's Matt Cain and Philadelphia's Cliff Lee was that rarest of things: It felt like a throwback to another time and a videogame. The Giants' right-hander tossed nine innings of two-hit, shutout ball. He…
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News, The Snitch Matt Cain: Giants Overpay for Quality

Matt Cain: Giants Overpay for Quality

The news that Giants stalwart right-hander Matt Cain is the new beneficiary of a five-year, $112.5 million contract extension will, inevitably, be greeted by analysis of whether the team overpaid or not. There are three ways to answer that: "Yes";…
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News, The Snitch Madison Bumgarner -- It Gets Better!

Madison Bumgarner -- It Gets Better!

With Thursday's loss to the Cincinnati Reds, Giants starter Madison Bumgarner entered  the running for a most undesirable laurel. Is he the greatest 2-8 pitcher in major league history? Despite the 21-year-old's lopsided record, his earned-run average just keeps getting…
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News, The Snitch Blue in the Bay: Dodgers Edge Giants in Season Opening Series

Blue in the Bay: Dodgers Edge Giants in Season Opening Series

Every week this baseball season, Blue in the Bay breaks down the heated rivalry with assessments of both teams. Think of it as a power rankings of sorts, only between two teams, and from an obtusely biased perspective of…
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