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Music, All Shook Down The Most Jaw-Dropping Quotes of Monday's 'Roast of Justin Bieber'

The Most Jaw-Dropping Quotes of Monday's 'Roast of Justin Bieber'

Last night, Comedy Central finally aired the much-hyped Roast of Justin Bieber. As we all know by now, roasts are an excuse for people to get together and say a bunch of (super-offensive, fucked up) shit to each other…
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Calendar, Night&Day Flower Power

Flower Power

It is now officially March, and while those allergies are still dormant you should enjoy the beautiful color-blend of tropical Begonias. Every month (except for December) the California Horticultural Society hosts a plant expert and a presentation of plants. This…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Two S.F. Entrepreneurs to Be Honored by Martha Stewart

Two S.F. Entrepreneurs to Be Honored by Martha Stewart

We never needed a reason to be hopelessly in love with Martha Stewart. The crafts! The recipes! The hair! But we'll throw a bone to those of you who aren't already on the Martha S. bandwagon (made with recycled milk…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist World's Ugliest Dog Contest Photos Haunt Our Dreams

World's Ugliest Dog Contest Photos Haunt Our Dreams

We feel like we do a pretty good job of covering the adorable dog beat around these parts. But we've been woefully remiss in bringing you the hard hitting news on dogs that are, uh, less gifted in the genetics…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Nine Bay Area Artisans Who Make Etsy Worthwhile

Nine Bay Area Artisans Who Make Etsy Worthwhile

Etsy is one-stop shopping at its weirdest. If your wish list includes trolls made out of Play-Doh, shabby-chic furniture, beads, caramel corn, custom-sewn underwear, vegan lip balm, and a wedding dress, Etsy has you covered. The website allows anyone to…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Amy Sedaris Teaches Dangerous Crafts at Roxie Theater Fundraiser

Amy Sedaris Teaches Dangerous Crafts at Roxie Theater Fundraiser

Amy Sedaris December 4, 2011 Roxie Theater Better than: Watching 60 Minutes Author, actress, playwright, and satirist Amy Sedaris flew in from New York to host an evening to benefit the now 3-year-old nonprofit status of San Francisco's Roxie Theater,…
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Dining, SFoodie Martha Stewart Thinks Beef Is Gross, Silk Thinks You Should Lay Off the Cow Teet

Martha Stewart Thinks Beef Is Gross, Silk Thinks You Should Lay Off the Cow Teet

SFoodie's roundup of tips, news, and rants from the week in animal-free eats. • Vegansaurus' Megan Rascal went to the live taping of Martha Stewart's vegan show. She sat front row like the baller she is, and watched Twitter cofounder…
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Dining, SFoodie Another Blow for AT&T (PIC)

Another Blow for AT&T (PIC)

Martha Stewart is Team Verizon. Follow us on Twitter: @sfoodie…
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Calendar, Night&Day For the Love of Tomatoes

For the Love of Tomatoes

Some people think tomatoes are green, square, and crunchy. They "don't like tomatoes." In our opinion, such people have a) been robbed, and b) never tasted a tomato. Amy Goldman is a tomato expert, and we're pretty sure she'd agree…
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Music, Misc. Reviews

Misc. Reviews

The invention of the DVD has resulted in long-unavailable and never-available slices of culture, popular and otherwise, appearing in the world's marketplace. A primo example of this is the two-volume debut of the series Best of the Flatt & Scruggs…
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Music, Department of What the Fuck?

Department of What the Fuck?

Despite her conservative public persona, Martha Stewart is an alternative hipster. She's a convicted felon with legit street cred (she's done more time than Eminem, after all); a mighty female entrepreneur in testes-fueled Corporate America; and an authentic TV cult…
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Music, Department of What The Fuck? Department of What the Fuck?

Department of What the Fuck?

Hip hop's original sex kitten, Lil' Kim, has been sent up the river for 366 days. That's more than twice the jail sentence homemaker Martha Stewart received for essentially doing the same thing: lying to cover the tracks of male…
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Best of San Francisco, Food & Drink

Best Homegrown San Francisco Treat

Blackberry Bushes Fort Mason, Marina & Buchanan, 771-3738, www.fortmason.org Lake Merced, Sunset & Lake Merced, www.lakemerced.org Starting in late summer, the city is liberally dotted with blackberry bushes loaded with tempting, juicy fruit. But since many of these bushes…
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Calendar, Urban Experience Dog Town

Dog Town

SAT 4/9 It's a question every pet-owning artist must grapple with: Can I paint my cat and get away with it? History says no; aside from a few hounds in Renaissance tapestries, pets don't carry much weight in the art…
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Dining, Eat If You Knew Sushi

If You Knew Sushi

Everybody who writes about restaurants has had the experience of somebody saying to him, "There's this amazing new place I'll tell you about, but only if you promise not to write about it, because you'll ruin it." I'm as eager…
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Calendar, Urban Experience Living La Vida Loca

Living La Vida Loca

SAT-SUN 5/24-25 No, that's not the sound of the local taqueria exploding. It's Carnaval! Part street fair, part parade, and part excuse for San Franciscans to samba their way through the Mission District in skimpy outfits better suited to warmer…
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Calendar, Night&Day Baby Got Back

Baby Got Back

There are only so many times you can watch Martha Stewart chopping down a Christmas tree before gagging on your eggnog, but 'tis the season for bad TV specials. Before you resign yourself to sleeping through the month, check out…
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News, Night Crawler The Sindecency  of It All

The Sindecency of It All

When you are as old as I, young man, you will know there is only one thing in the world worth living for, and that is sin. -- Lady Speranza Wilde, revolutionary Irish poet and mother The only difference between…
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Music, Pop Philosophy

Pop Philosophy

One pill makes you higher I have to admit that Halloween didn't grab me this year like it usually does. Most times, it's my favorite holiday. When else can you give candy to strangers, ogle sexy nuns, or ask if…
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Dining, Social Grace

Pillow Talk

Dear Social Grace, I am hoping you can help me, as I've already tried all over the Internet to get an answer to this silly question. Even Martha Stewart's Web site can't help. I have a question about making the…
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