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Music, All Shook Down 5 Headdress-Wearing Musicians Who Need to Stop

5 Headdress-Wearing Musicians Who Need to Stop

Yesterday, Montreal's Osheaga Festival announced that Native American headdresses would not be permitted inside its grounds this year. "The First Nations Headdresses have a spiritual and cultural meaning in the native communities," Osheaga's Facebook page states, "and to respect and…
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Music, All Shook Down The Odd Spectacle of Musicians Being in Other Musicians' Weddings

The Odd Spectacle of Musicians Being in Other Musicians' Weddings

Everyone loves a good wedding -- the booze, the food, the outfits, the awkward drunk uncle dance. But truth is, nuptials are even more fascinating when famous musicians are involved. (What do their drunk uncles look like doing "The Birdie…
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Dining, SFoodie Jessica Simpson's New Vegan Diet Guru Works Out of San Francisco

Jessica Simpson's New Vegan Diet Guru Works Out of San Francisco

Jessica Simpson's weight is back in the tabloids again, this time as a result of a "desperate" and "radical" new diet she's supposedly taken on thanks to the advice of her spanking-new boyfriend, former 49ers tight end Eric Johnson. OK!…
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News, The Snitch

Dallas Cowgirls Suck

Cowgirls Suck: Top 5 reasons to be happy you’re not a Dallas Cowboys fan 1. You don’t have to root for a team whose cheerleaders wear such demeaning outfits that they look like walking STDs. 2. You don’t have the…
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Music, All Shook Down John Mayer's Lame Food Blog

John Mayer's Lame Food Blog

John Mayer, what can I say? I never liked your music very much, but I always admired your abilities as a guitarist, especially after those awesome cameos on Chappelle's Show. You also reportedly bagged Jessica Simpson, which is sort…
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Music, Department of What the Fuck?

Department of What the Fuck?

Even people who haven't been born yet know that James Brown is the Godfather of Soul. It's an undisputable truth, like pork chops and applesauce desperately needing each other, or Styx totally ruling the arena-rock universe for all time. What…
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Letters to the Editor

Density Intensity Now, is that the vomit of heroin users, or the other kind of junky vomit?: Re Matt Smith's "Housing Democrats" : I'm not sure how big-city mayors are going to "manufacture" Democrats by giving them big-city experiences…
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Best Queer Fiction Journal

Sometimes it feels like more ink has been spilled on the subject of homosexuality (and all of its confusing subcategories) than on the daily foibles of Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Tom Cruise combined. So we're not surprised that it's…
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Film, <i>Liberty </i>for None

Liberty for None

There are two options when discussing Chasing Liberty, in which pop star-turned-actress Mandy Moore plays a president's daughter named Anna Foster who wants some alone time, sans Secret Service, to go clubbing in Europe, hang with friends, and lose her…
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