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Music, All Shook Down The Top 5 Worst Birthday Songs Ever

The Top 5 Worst Birthday Songs Ever

So, 2 Chainz and Kanye West just saw fit to join forces to write a birthday song. Called "Birthday Song." What the ball-sack were they even thinking?It's a well known fact that there are only three birthday-related songs in the history…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist "Korean <em>Jersey Shore</em>" Finally Debuts ... Straight to YouTube

"Korean Jersey Shore" Finally Debuts ... Straight to YouTube

The oft-discussed but never-picked-up reality show K-Town -- dubbed "the Korean American Jersey Shore" -- has finally debuted as an online series on YouTube pop culture channel Loud. K-Town follows a group of mostly Korean Americans as they live…
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Music, All Shook Down Five Awful Attempts at Making Music by Rich, Beautiful, Famous People

Five Awful Attempts at Making Music by Rich, Beautiful, Famous People

As we all know, it's easy to take pot-shots at stupid, beautiful people. Incredibly entertaining, yes, but easy nonetheless. Honestly, we would stop doing it altogether, if only these clueless floozies would stick to having ridiculous incompetence levels in only…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist How to Resist Drinking the Internet Haterade

How to Resist Drinking the Internet Haterade

Lately I have seen more and more rudeness online -- or let's call it socially inappropriate or rude remarks, name calling, denigrating, lying -- that is personally offensive. When the Internet first became open to the public, there were chat…
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News, The Snitch List: Why BART Might Cut Your Cell Service

List: Why BART Might Cut Your Cell Service

Last week BART created a new policy detailing when it's allowed to shut off cell phone service. Under what circumstances will BART interrupt your call? If BART police suspect someone is being broken-up with by text message If someone acts…
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Music, All Shook Down The X Factor Makes Its US Debut, Crazy People Get Humiliated

The X Factor Makes Its US Debut, Crazy People Get Humiliated

So, this week The X Factor -- Simon Cowell's new reality show/ singing competition -- arrived on U.S. screens for the first time, and we've already had two nights of occasionally exciting, often harrowing, auditions. In case you missed it…
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Music, All Shook Down MTV at 30: A Reflection on the Journey from <i>Beavis and Butt-Head</i> to <i>Jersey Shore</i>

MTV at 30: A Reflection on the Journey from Beavis and Butt-Head to Jersey Shore

When I was born, MTV had already passed its eighth birthday. Now that I've dated myself, I'll make another confession: I never had cable television growing up. So I watched MTV take over the planet like someone who lived in…
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Music, All Shook Down Wallpaper to Drop New EP, Premiere Music on <i>Jersey Shore</i>'s Next Season

Wallpaper to Drop New EP, Premiere Music on Jersey Shore's Next Season

Ah, that bittersweet taste of success. Wallpaper, the Oakland dance-pop project of marvelous partyboy Ricky Reed, has a new partnership with MTV, Boardwalk records, and Hype Music, a music licensing partnership sporting the talents of former KCRW DJ and…
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Music, All Shook Down <i>Glee</i> to Get Its Own Music Awards Show; Suicide Rate Likely to Increase

Glee to Get Its Own Music Awards Show; Suicide Rate Likely to Increase

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Music, All Shook Down Trashy Hilarity: Moe Green's New Video is a Jersey Shore Mashup

Trashy Hilarity: Moe Green's New Video is a Jersey Shore Mashup

Jersey Shore is like car accidents and those fights on Jerry Springer: You can't help but look, no matter how awful, repulsive and embarrassing it is. So was it wise of rising Vallejo hip-hopper Moe Green to assemble a montage from…
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Dining, SFoodie Abs Alert: The Situation's Gonna Be at The Jug Shop Saturday

Abs Alert: The Situation's Gonna Be at The Jug Shop Saturday

What are you doing the night before Halloween? We've got a major situation to report. A fabulous costume party? A big celebrity chef doing a book signing? Good guesses, but not quite. We have Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino signing bottles…
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News, The Snitch At the Jersey Shore, Everybody Has a Nickname. Even San Francisco Politicians

At the Jersey Shore, Everybody Has a Nickname. Even San Francisco Politicians

Yes, San Francisco's politics suffers from bouts of dysfunction. But let's face it: The exploits of the boys and girls at City Hall can't hold a candle to the high drama on display in MTV's new blockbuster reality series, Jersey…
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