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Music, All Shook Down Last Week: Slash's Return, Rollins' Cleaver and Kanye's Audition

Last Week: Slash's Return, Rollins' Cleaver and Kanye's Audition

It's time to take cover San Francisco because we're pretty sure hell just froze over. Almost everything this week has been incredibly unlikely — from the length of Henry Rollins' kill list, through Guns N' Roses getting the old…
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Music, All Shook Down Five Singers Who Will Perform for Anyone If the Price Is Right

Five Singers Who Will Perform for Anyone If the Price Is Right

In 1964, the Beatles gleefully declared: "I don't care too much for money/ Money can't buy me love." Wise words. But — it has to be noted — money sure can buy an awful lot of other things: private jets,…
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Music, All Shook Down Iggy Doesn't Want a Grammy, Bjork Doesn't Want Spotify, and Antemasque Don't Want Their Onstage Kettle

Iggy Doesn't Want a Grammy, Bjork Doesn't Want Spotify, and Antemasque Don't Want Their Onstage Kettle

"I did not want to win that award. My speech would have been like, 'Fuck this. I don’t want it, take it. Get it away from me'. People already hate me enough. I do not need to be hated…
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Music, All Shook Down This Week: J-Lo Writes a Book, Dave Grohl Goes on "60 Minutes" and The Giants Win!

This Week: J-Lo Writes a Book, Dave Grohl Goes on "60 Minutes" and The Giants Win!

"*Lorde Voice*♪♪♪ But we will never win, Royals ♪♪♪ #sports #topical" Mark Hoppus has suggested a new version of "Royals" in light of the Giants defeating Kansas in the World Series (Twitter) "Congrats San Fran. #Giants Celebrate Safe. Great Job…
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Music, All Shook Down This Week: Don't Mess With JLo's Coconuts, Slipknot's Camel Poo or Aidy Bryant's "Big, Fat Ass"

This Week: Don't Mess With JLo's Coconuts, Slipknot's Camel Poo or Aidy Bryant's "Big, Fat Ass"

"Sitting at a light, Riding high right before some drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip!!! Thank god everyone ok!!! #GRATEFUL #THANKYOUGOD #DontdrinkandDrive!!!! #cursedthatfoolout #theBronxcameout #dontmesswithmycocnuts #mamabear #leahstayedcalm #thatwasweird" JLo panicked and posted too many hashtags, after…
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Music, All Shook Down This Week: Brody Dalle Talks Booty, Rob Zombie Wants To Torture You and Trip-Hop Meets The Walking Dead

This Week: Brody Dalle Talks Booty, Rob Zombie Wants To Torture You and Trip-Hop Meets The Walking Dead

"I think JLo and Iggy Azalea have lost their heads up each other's big butts... I'm trying to understand what the point of their horrendous video is but I can't find one... The song is a piece of crap…
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Music, All Shook Down This Week: Miley Does Art, J. Lo Does Acting (Again), and U2 Does Invasion

This Week: Miley Does Art, J. Lo Does Acting (Again), and U2 Does Invasion

"If you have ever wondered what the hell to do with a bunch leftover ecstasy and Halloween candy and a few coupons for free arts and crafts kits from the Iowa State 4-H fair, look no further than the…
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Music, All Shook Down This Week: Kanye's Mouth, Björk's Exhibition, and Mariah Makes an Unexpected Friend

This Week: Kanye's Mouth, Björk's Exhibition, and Mariah Makes an Unexpected Friend

"When people think celebrity, which is the highest form of communication -- we're like walking networks or TV shows or brands in ourselves -- you don't think good taste. And I believe that bad taste is vulgar. It's like cursing.…
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Music, All Shook Down Harry Connick, Jr. Is the Greatest Thing That's Ever Happened to <i>American Idol</i>

Harry Connick, Jr. Is the Greatest Thing That's Ever Happened to American Idol

Just as the youngsters -- with all the twerking and the swag and the Instagram filters -- are apparently deserting Facebook in droves, American Idol no longer holds the appeal that it did five years ago. In fact, Wednesday's premiere…
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Film, $ellebrity: The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Photos

$ellebrity: The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Photos

It's not easy being famous, as the famous love to remind us. Just ask Jennifer Aniston, Kid Rock, or any of the other instantly recognizable talking heads director Kevin Mazur has assembled for his docu-evisceration of the parasitic celebrity apparatus,…
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Film, "Ice Age: Continental Drift": A Good Concept Set Asea

"Ice Age: Continental Drift": A Good Concept Set Asea

Geologic time might not register the mere decade that has elapsed since the first Ice Age movie, but in that interval, the animated-franchise world has widened, and now delight dissipates. What keeps this improbably extinction-resistant series alive must be the…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Internet's Reaction to J.Lo "Lesbian Show" Shows Internet is Way Too Easily Excitable

Internet's Reaction to J.Lo "Lesbian Show" Shows Internet is Way Too Easily Excitable

Releasing important or controversial news on a Friday has historically been seen as a ploy to bury a story, the theory being that nobody's going to pay much attention to it because they're too busy watching the clock. It's been…
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Film, "What to Expect When You're Expecting": Humanity's Horror

"What to Expect When You're Expecting": Humanity's Horror

Heidi Murkoff's mega-bestselling manual, What to Expect When You're Expecting, actually makes perfect sense as a vehicle for a contemporary Hollywood ensemble comedy. For an industry banked on bathroom humor, what could be more suitable than this vomit-, piss-, fart-,…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist The 84th Academy Awards: a Timeline

The 84th Academy Awards: a Timeline

People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all,…
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Dining, Eat Jang Soo BBQ: Rethinking Korean Barbecue in Style and Substance

Jang Soo BBQ: Rethinking Korean Barbecue in Style and Substance

It's not often that you're greeted at the door of a restaurant by a woman wearing an embroidered crimson hanbok, the traditional Korean dress that splays out from a high-waisted sash to orbit its wearer in a cone of rustling…
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Music, All Shook Down Top Five Reasons P. Diddy Is Hilarious Now

Top Five Reasons P. Diddy Is Hilarious Now

Earlier this week, Rolling Stone our colleagues at L.A. Weekly reported that an ex-LAPD detective has implicated Sean Combs in Tupac's murder. Greg Kading apparently asserts in a new book that Suge Knight and Puffy ordered the murders of Biggie Smalls and…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist The Switcheroo: <i>The Back Up Plan</i> Fails ... But What About the Babies?

The Switcheroo: The Back Up Plan Fails ... But What About the Babies?

It's almost 2012, yet there are still hardly any minorities in leading roles in Hollywood movies. Tired of waiting for the studios to show us an America true to its real racial composition, the Switcheroo reimagines the world of movies…
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Music, Reviewed Lenny Kravitz

Lenny Kravitz

Lenny Kravitz hates it when critics call him retro, contending that love, revolution, and smooching should belong to every generation. But the problem with his new album, It Is Time for a Love Revolution, is not just its bland message;…
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Film, Home Life in Hell

Home Life in Hell

World-weary skeptics might be tempted to pass on Iciar Bollain's Take My Eyes the moment they learn its heroine is yet another victim of domestic violence. But that would be a mistake. The brilliant Spanish filmmaker who directed and co-wrote…
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Film, Grizzly Man

Grizzly Man

Fans of the last two Miramax films from Swedish director Lasse Hallström -- Chocolat and The Shipping News -- may be happy to know that he has stuck to the exact same formula for his latest, An Unfinished Life. Like…
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