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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): This week's assignment was inspired by a ritual that devout Muslims perform every year during the first morning of their pilgrimage to Mecca. Once before and once after dawn, they cast stones at three 50-foot pillars…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Time for your midterm exam, Aries. Study each statement below, and decide if it's true or false. 1) Sometimes it's necessary to pretend to be half-crazy so you can get away with doing what's right. 2)…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): It won't be a good week to blow bubble-gum bubbles while you're passing a big truck on a two-lane highway. Nor should you read the newspaper while a loved one is confessing the saddest fact of…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): In North America, the thumbs-up gesture means "Good job" or "Way to go," but in Australia it carries the message of "Up yours!" Pretty big difference. Just goes to show you how important context is for…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): You're at the heart of the learning season. And what better way to celebrate this pregnant moment than to develop a 20-year plan for your future education? Brainstorm a list of the five subjects you'd love…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Once upon a time, a spunky Aries set out on a journey across the wasteland, hoping to reach heaven on Earth. For eons she trod the badlands, navigating through the tests of confused dragons and insane…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Try to wrap your imagination around the concept of a tropical glacier. There is such a thing. It's in the highlands of Indonesia's Irian Jaya, which is a mere 300 miles from the equator. There's also…
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Dining, Eat

Oriental to Occidental

Orocco styles itself as an "East-West supper club," but when I made a reservation recently I was in denial about the supper-club part. The supper clubs of my youth were dark roadside joints filled with prime rib and cocktails and…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For An Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Some cynical wag whose name I won't dignify by mentioning once said that people always want what they don't have and don't want what they do have. I call on you now, while you're basking in…
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REAL ASTROLOGY for an unreal world

Aries (March 21-April 19): You'll have to be sort of like McGyver this week, that resourceful dude on the old TV show who could hot-wire a 747 and use a toothbrush as a weapon and fabricate a primitive radar device…
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