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Music, All Shook Down Madonna Bashes <i>50 Shades,</i> Kim Gordon Slams Lana Del Rey, and Vanilla Ice Lands a Pool Heater

Madonna Bashes 50 Shades, Kim Gordon Slams Lana Del Rey, and Vanilla Ice Lands a Pool Heater

“It's not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, ‘Hmm, a lot of spanking.’ I also…
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Culture, The Whore Next Door Authentically Yours: Feminist Porn Gets Political

Authentically Yours: Feminist Porn Gets Political

Earlier this month, I walked into the dungeon of a Toronto sex club where a leather swing hung in the center of the room, suspended by chains. I ran my fingers over the metal, batting my eyelashes in feigned fascination.…
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Culture, The Whore Next Door The Whore Next Door: 6 Things I've Learned from Sex (Work): Advice for Fornicators

The Whore Next Door: 6 Things I've Learned from Sex (Work): Advice for Fornicators

1. Eyes are an erogenous zone. Whether I'm gazing up at a stripper while she defies gravity on the pole or furtively searching porn tube sites for the perfect money shot, watching sex is exciting. Anyone who's gotten it on…
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Calendar, Night&Day Mommy Porn, the Musical

Mommy Porn, the Musical

Nothing says you've made it like a spoof, and so it is with the literary smash 50 Shades of Grey. First there was 50 Sheds of Grey (a gardener is forcefully pleasured by his novel-reading wife), and now comes…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Video of the Day: Fifty Shades of <em>Gay</em>

Video of the Day: Fifty Shades of Gay

On the surface, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby don't have much in common (aside from the promise of adventure!). But both are on the list of commonly challenged books -- that is, books…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist <em>Fifty Shades of Grey</em> Meme Brings New Meaning to the Word "Tool"

Fifty Shades of Grey Meme Brings New Meaning to the Word "Tool"

You've probably seen a parody or two (or six) of Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic novel by E.L. James. If not, allow us to violate your ocular chastity with Gilbert Gottfried's (safe for work!) rendition: A parody we didn't…
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Calendar, Night&Day Sensual Bodies

Sensual Bodies

Long before Fifty Shades of Grey made it kosher to read BDSM lit on BART, Anne Rice wrote her own best-selling erotica trilogy. Based on the fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty, Rice’s version of the story begins with Beauty awakened…
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Music, Bouncer Bouncer Explores the Rules of Solo Dining at the Monk's Kettle

Bouncer Explores the Rules of Solo Dining at the Monk's Kettle

Someone should write a book about places in S.F. that are good for lone diners and imbibers. You could give it a clever name, like Table for One, or Solo Cup, or I'm a Loser and No One Will Ever…
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