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Dining, SFoodie Wednesday: Fallout From the War on Christmas Continues, A16 Hosts a Master Pizzaiolo

Wednesday: Fallout From the War on Christmas Continues, A16 Hosts a Master Pizzaiolo

Ellen DeGeneres Weighs in on Starbucks "Satan Sippers"…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Comedians Face Off in Month-Long Competition to Become the Next Robin Williams

Comedians Face Off in Month-Long Competition to Become the Next Robin Williams

This week begins the 37th annual San Francisco Comedy Competition, one of the most prestigious North American competitions in the industry. Throughout its history, such greats as Robin Williams, Ellen DeGeneres, and Dana Carvey have taken the challenge and…
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Film, "Finding Nemo 3-D": Pixar's Grand Fish Tale Needs No Enhancement

"Finding Nemo 3-D": Pixar's Grand Fish Tale Needs No Enhancement

A re-release whose cash-grab intentions are as transparent as the crystal-clear Sydney ocean, Finding Nemo 3-D exists only to relieve parents of money for a movie they undoubtedly already own. Disney's double-dip of Andrew Stanton's beloved 2003 adventure features absolutely…
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Dining, SFoodie Somewhat Famous Vegans on Ellen, Yummy Sweet Potato Tots, and Maryland Says "Bad Dog!" to Pit Bulls!

Somewhat Famous Vegans on Ellen, Yummy Sweet Potato Tots, and Maryland Says "Bad Dog!" to Pit Bulls!

Hey pork-lovers! The Humane Society has a new video for you. They got a chance to see some nice behind-the-scenes treatment of pigs at a Wyoming factory farm. Moving on: Sweet Potato Tots with Chipotle Aioli from Vegan Yack…
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Dining, SFoodie Delicious Charity Bakesales, Ellen & Portia To Open Veg Eatery, and Vegan Halloween! Spooky!

Delicious Charity Bakesales, Ellen & Portia To Open Veg Eatery, and Vegan Halloween! Spooky!

• It's Halloween on Monday! Which is a wack day for Halloween but I have no control over that, so take it up with God if you're so upset. Since the most holy day of the year for children and…
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Dining, SFoodie Bacon Gives You Diabetes and Cheese Is Killing the Planet!

Bacon Gives You Diabetes and Cheese Is Killing the Planet!

• Have you seen these (not actually) hilarious Velveeta ads that try to fool people into thinking that Velveeta Cheesy Skillets aren't made of processed food-product and chemical death? First off, I don't want anyone to ever complain about…
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Music, All Shook Down Who Paid $40,000 on eBay for Justin Bieber's Dead Hair?

Who Paid $40,000 on eBay for Justin Bieber's Dead Hair?

America, you've GONE TOO FAR. It's one thing for you to make an American-health-care-hating Canuck our national obsession. But to pay $40,000 for some of Justin Bieber's hair scraps is crossing the line. I've had enough!…
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Music, All Shook Down Bay Links: Embroidery, Ellen and Skateboarders

Bay Links: Embroidery, Ellen and Skateboarders

Wife Swap's "worst husband" is selling the house. Maybe he should consider a name change, too? [Curbed…
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News, The Snitch Ellen DeGeneres Gives Away Puppy, Suffers the Consequences

Ellen DeGeneres Gives Away Puppy, Suffers the Consequences

Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is in trouble with Mutts and Moms dog rescue agency after giving a Brussels Griffon mix named Iggy away to her hairdresser after the little bastard was "too rambunctious" with her cats. Fair enough,…
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Calendar, Night&Day Make 'Em Laugh

Make 'Em Laugh

This may come as a surprise to recent transplants, but San Francisco was once the hot West Coast center of stand-up comedy. In the '70s and '80s, comics flocked to Bay Area clubs, taking their best shot up against the…
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Calendar, Halloween

Savage Love

Hey, Faggot: I was one of those people who came out in high school. I grew up in a small town and began my journey out of the closet during my senior year. I would never have done it if…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): I dreamt that money suddenly sprouted on a tree outside your home. Large-denomination leaves were swaying there in the breeze, ripe and ready to pick. Only trouble was, you were nowhere in the vicinity. You'd gone…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Check to see how many of the following symptoms you're suffering from: 1) decreased attention span; 2) impaired ability to be objective; 3) loss of inhibition in expressing impulses; 4) obsessive feelings appearing out of nowhere;…
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