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News, Your Humble Narrator Act of Godzilla: San Francisco Is Menaced by Monsters from the Deep -- Real Ones

Act of Godzilla: San Francisco Is Menaced by Monsters from the Deep -- Real Ones

Right-wingers and left-wingers, progressives and moderates, East-coasters, West-Coasters, Midwesterners: Everyone agrees. Watching monsters destroy San Francisco makes for good cinema. Sitting within a movie theater in this city while cheering a depiction of its spectacular demise is a counterintuitive pleasure;…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist City by the Bytes: San Francisco According to Video Games

City by the Bytes: San Francisco According to Video Games

When I moved from Fresno to San Francisco in 1994, it was for all the usual reasons: To go to college, to start a new life, to discover who I really was, yadda yadda. And, of course, to finally live…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Beyond Obama and Tough Stains: Things Chuck Norris Doesn't Approve of

Beyond Obama and Tough Stains: Things Chuck Norris Doesn't Approve of

If you're an SF Weekly reader who's heard of the movie Last Ounce of Courage, it's probably because Chuck Norris's name is attached to it. He's not in the movie, but it's received the "Chuck Norris Seal of Approval," which…
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Film, "The Expendables 2": The Most Mercenery Actors You Know

"The Expendables 2": The Most Mercenery Actors You Know

As befits a throwback to the righteous-kill, Reagan-era action movie, The Expendables 2 begins with most of the male population of a Third World nation being evaporated into red dew by superior firepower. So resumes the machine-gun etiquette and repartee…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist <i>Slaughter in San Francisco</i>: Chuck Norris Is a Better Actor With a Dubbed Voice

Slaughter in San Francisco: Chuck Norris Is a Better Actor With a Dubbed Voice

Directed by Bruce Lee veteran Wei Lo, Slaughter in San Francisco was really shot in San Francisco, so it has that going for it. And if you've ever wanted to watch the barely sentient, Huckabee-approvin', Obama-hatin' slab of granite known…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist 10 Highlights from <i>Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos</i> Comics, Drawn by Steve Ditko

10 Highlights from Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos Comics, Drawn by Steve Ditko

Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos issues 2 and 3 Author: Steve Ditko (penicls); Mike Esposito (inks); Jo Duffy…
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News, The Snitch Frantic Tweets About 7.0 Earthquake -- Tomorrow

Frantic Tweets About 7.0 Earthquake -- Tomorrow

A much-retweeted "warning" of a 7.0 earthquake that will ostensibly hit Southern California tomorrow has earned a stern tweet of its own from the United States Geological Survey. You can't predict earthquakes, notes the USGS. And there's no Easter Bunny,…
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News, The Snitch Dos Equis 'Interesting Man' is Entirely Too Common

Dos Equis 'Interesting Man' is Entirely Too Common

Interesting men are all too common latelyI'll admit it -- I listen to a lot of Energy 92.7. And over the past weeks and months, that's meant I've been repeatedly subjected to Dos Equis' "Interesting Man," commercials. You know,…
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Home Entertainment, Game On Nintendo's Wii Fit ignites yet another fitness fad

Nintendo's Wii Fit ignites yet another fitness fad

Somebody forgot to tell Nintendo that "strenuous indoor exercise" does not top anyone's summer fun list. This, of course, does not explain why poor suckers everywhere are lining up for Wii Fit, an exhausting personal trainer disguised as a video…
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News, The Snitch International Day of Awesomeness: Monday, March 10

International Day of Awesomeness: Monday, March 10

It's been a pretty hard few months for many people, what with that psycho flu bug, the apparently incoming recession, and general malaise that comes with the winter months. So in the spirit of lifting everyone's chins just a…
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