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Music, All Shook Down This Week: Tupac's Last Words, a Triumphant Timberlake, and a Clueless Macklemore

This Week: Tupac's Last Words, a Triumphant Timberlake, and a Clueless Macklemore

"@macklemore, first you trick people into thinking you're a rapper, now you trick them into thinking you're Jewish?"Seth Rogen, along with many other people, found Macklemore's on-stage "disguise" this week pretty anti-Semitic. (Twitter)"A fake witches nose, wig, and beard…
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Calendar, Night&Day Dirty, Dirty Pretty

Dirty, Dirty Pretty

Comic Amy Schumer returns to San Francisco this weekend to work the crowds at the Castro Theatre with her sweet smile and her dark, dark humor. The creator of Comedy Central's new sketch-and-standup series Inside Amy Schumer is on…
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Film, "A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III": Look Away

"A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III": Look Away

Roman Coppola's new film feels like a noble failure, but it's hard to say exactly why. Maybe it has something to do with how Coppola, as co-writer for Moonrise Kingdom, helped that film transcend Wes Anderson's suffocating control. Here, with…
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News, The Snitch New Study Reveals Just How Slutty You Are

New Study Reveals Just How Slutty You Are

Ribald researchers last year determined that San Francisco's liberal values include endless lechery and unbridled promiscuity. But that study stopped short, giving us no indication of how many lovers is too many lovers. Luckily for all you sex fiends out…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Corey Haim Died Two Years Ago: Let's Talk About <i>The Lost Boys</i>

Corey Haim Died Two Years Ago: Let's Talk About The Lost Boys

Saturday was the second anniversary of the death of 1980s teen heartthrob, Corey Haim. We loved Corey Haim. We loved him in everything he did (right up until 1990, at least). We loved his boyish good looks, his inability to…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Jeffrey Ross Talks About Roasting Charlie Sheen -- and Needing Extra Security

Jeffrey Ross Talks About Roasting Charlie Sheen -- and Needing Extra Security

Despite having an accomplished resume as an actor, writer, and producer, Jeffrey Ross is fine with the fact that many people recognize him as the dude from those legendary Comedy Central roasts. In fact, he hopes it will soon parlay…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Six Bursts of Wisdom from Denise Richards' Memoir <i>The Real Girl Next Door</i>

Six Bursts of Wisdom from Denise Richards' Memoir The Real Girl Next Door

Big important books-are-dying news: Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards has a new memoir out, The Real Girl Next Door. And in case you couldn't tell, we're pretty damn excited. It's been a long time since we felt like we were…
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News, The Snitch San Francisco Giants to Visit White House, Maybe Resolve Budget Talks

San Francisco Giants to Visit White House, Maybe Resolve Budget Talks

It's probably a good thing for all involved that the San Francisco Giants will be paying a visit to President Barack Obama next Monday. The Giants deserve their hard-earned recognition as World Series champs, and Washington needs a dose of…
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News, The Snitch Charlie Sheen Gives $20,000 to Bryan Stow, Beaten Giants Fan (Video)

Charlie Sheen Gives $20,000 to Bryan Stow, Beaten Giants Fan (Video)

Charlie Sheen's roving one-man show hasn't exactly lived up to its comedic expectations. In fact, along the way My Violent Torpedo of Truth has been called a train wreck and a total bomb, and Sheen has even been booed offstage. …
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News, The Snitch Charlie Sheen Show to Benefit Beaten Giants Fan Bryan Stow

Charlie Sheen Show to Benefit Beaten Giants Fan Bryan Stow

Those of us who would rather gouge our eyes out with a spoon than listen to another one of Charlie Sheen's epic rants -- onstage at that -- should maybe reconsider shelling out $100 for the weekend event.Sheen's publicist has…
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Music, All Shook Down

Lil B Takes On Charlie Sheen, Rap Genius Explains the Complex Meanings

This week in Lil B: A song extolling the virtues of winning, Charlie Sheen-style. Not the first to come from the rap world by any means (see: Chamillionaire, Soulja Boy, Rico Love, Traphik...), but the most easily digestible, and the…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Brent Weinbach Writes Waaay Better Jokes than Charlie Sheen Doesn't

Brent Weinbach Writes Waaay Better Jokes than Charlie Sheen Doesn't

Nobody knows exactly what was going through Charlie Sheen's mind Saturday night after he bombed horribly and ugly-ly in Detroit. Nobody knows exactly how that felt to him ... except for every stand-up comic on the planet.…
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Calendar, Night&Day Is It Real, or Is It Internet?

Is It Real, or Is It Internet?

Despite what you may have heard, the Internet is not actually made of cats or Charlie Sheen jokes or increasingly idiosyncratic porn. It’s made of giant, complex databases that store history’s most extensive library of office time-wasters and masturbation fodder.…
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News, The Snitch Charlie Sheen Booed and Heckled Off Stage

Charlie Sheen Booed and Heckled Off Stage

The very thing that made Charlie Sheen an object of Internet awe is exactly what led him to crash and burn during his live show over the weekend: incoherent ramblings. The former sit-com actor was reportedly booed and heckled off…
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News, The Snitch

Giants Reality TV Show, 'The Franchise,' Coming to Showtime

READ OUR RECAP OF THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE FRANCHISE.In its brief existence as a genre, reality television has jumped the shark so many times, and in so many different ways, that they're scarcely worth mentioning. (Okay, okay: Our personal…
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News, The Snitch Charlie Sheen's S.F. 'Torpedo of Truth' Show: Top Five Things Most Likely to Happen

Charlie Sheen's S.F. 'Torpedo of Truth' Show: Top Five Things Most Likely to Happen

If you're anything like us, dear reader, you've been following the messianic rumblings of The Odyssey That Is Charlie Sheen with some interest. Who better than this self-described High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock to lead the ranks of us feeble,…
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News, The Snitch Charlie Sheen to Bring Torpedo Tour to San Francisco in April: Tickets on Sale Saturday

Charlie Sheen to Bring Torpedo Tour to San Francisco in April: Tickets on Sale Saturday

In case you haven't had enough of Charlie Sheen, the famously erratic actor has announced he will stop in San Francisco on April 30 with his new show My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option.Sheen, who was recently…
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Dining, SFoodie

Charlie Sheen Wants to Be on Food Network?

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen Via funnyordie.com comes "Winning Recipes," featuring Charlie Sheen. "My plan is to make an appearance on every television network," Sheen says here, his pitch to land a slot on Food Network. Frankly, we're…
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News, The Snitch Charlie Sheen Still Ranting....On San Francisco's Ustream

Charlie Sheen Still Ranting....On San Francisco's Ustream

Just when you thought you had heard enough from actor Charlie Sheen and his questionable antics, he brings his new persona live... to San Francisco. After his (fill in the blank)-induced rant led producers of CBS to cancel Sheen's television…
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Music, All Shook Down

Top 5 Songs Charlie Sheen Is Probably Listening To Right Now

So this was the week that Charlie Sheen went on an extensive media tour to prove to the world that he was a "Vatican Assassin Warlock" -- which, according to our dictionary, means "gigantic mentalist." He has also announced to…
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