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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): The insect known as the mayfly lives only six hours but lays eggs that require three years to hatch. I regard this as a useful metaphor for your life in the coming week. An experience that…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): An English insurance company, Zurich Municipal, did research to determine which astrological sign was most accident-prone. You Rams were at the very top of the list, as well as in related categories like most likely to…
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Calendar, Halloween

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): After the Greek government initiated a massive anti-smoking campaign, cigarette sales rose sharply. When I launched a propaganda crusade to talk my 5-year-old daughter out of ever wanting a Barbie, she tore out pictures of the…
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