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Music, All Shook Down Lenny Kravitz's Penis, Ryan Adams' 1989, and a Typical Cyrus Family Outing

Lenny Kravitz's Penis, Ryan Adams' 1989, and a Typical Cyrus Family Outing

Last week, in the bar, we heard multiple people start conversations with the words: "Ohmygod! Lenny Kravitz's penis!" Because last week has been a lot about Lenny Kravitz splitting some leather pants on stage and showing the world — and…
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Music, Sizzle & Fizzle Sizzle and Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle and Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle Some people on YouTube are making music with floppy drives. Yes, those old things you used to put disks into. Turns out you can program one to vibrate at a certain frequency — and make eight of them turn…
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Music, All Shook Down Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky 2": 10 Aching Questions We Have After Watching This Thing

Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky 2": 10 Aching Questions We Have After Watching This Thing

We just watched it. The horrible thing. Billy Ray Cyrus and some rapper named Buck 22 have attempted to recycle "Achy Breaky Heart," 1992's most embarrassing, inescapable hit, into a song for 2014, by adding a rap beat, a spaceship…
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Music, All Shook Down Five Musicians' Kids Who Have Better Jobs Than You

Five Musicians' Kids Who Have Better Jobs Than You

Guess what, everybody? Despite the invention of child labor laws, there are whole gangs of marauding teens with careers more dazzling and exciting than any of ours. How does this depressing turn of events transpire? Well, usually it happens because…
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Music, All Shook Down Billy Ray Cyrus' 9/11 Album: The Tragedy America Forgot

Billy Ray Cyrus' 9/11 Album: The Tragedy America Forgot

Unlike his rash colleagues Alan Jackson and Toby Keith, Billy Ray Cyrus passed a full decade in contemplation before sharing with the world art wrung from his feelings about life in the aftermath of the September 11, 2001. Unleashed this…
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Music, All Shook Down A Ke$ha Condom, and Eight More Celebrity-Endorsed Rubbers We'd Use

A Ke$ha Condom, and Eight More Celebrity-Endorsed Rubbers We'd Use

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Wisdom of the Aged Comedy with a point: I was interested in your story about the Amber Frey lecture -- and most particularly about a woman named Ethel, who "smells like old people" ["My Evening With Amber Frey," Infiltrator, Aug.…
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Thanks for the Very Special Story From the north: Thank you ! I'm not especially a big fan of Lewis, but I…
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