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News, Your Humble Narrator Money for Nothing: The State Teachers' Pension Fund Blew $44 Million on the 8 Washington Project

Money for Nothing: The State Teachers' Pension Fund Blew $44 Million on the 8 Washington Project

"If," the Rudyard Kipling poem your humble narrator was made to memorize in seventh grade, offers dubious aspirations for fiscal responsibility: If you can make one heap of all your winnings/And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose,…
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Extra Lives: Classic Arcade Games Are Now a Deliverable Service

Even after Nintendo and Atari put home video game consoles on the market and induced gamers of the '80s and '90s to barricade themselves in their bedrooms, a few diehard arcade operators still did things the old way. And their…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Top 10 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes

Top 10 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes

We're not the type of person to harp on slutty Halloween costumes. We frankly don't give a damn about whether you think wearing a silver bikini makes you an "astronaut" because, let's be honest, Halloween is a holiday about getting…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Religion Is an Elaborate Angry Birds Metaphor, Obviously

Religion Is an Elaborate Angry Birds Metaphor, Obviously

I was handed a pamphlet while walking on S.F. State's campus last week that had the "Angry Birds" logo and signature bird sprawled across it's cover. Intrigued, I flipped to the first page and started to skim the material.…
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News, The Snitch Distracted Pedestrians Are Just as Dumb as Distracted Drivers

Distracted Pedestrians Are Just as Dumb as Distracted Drivers

Drivers seem to really take the brunt of criticism, especially in a pedestrian-friendly city like San Francisco, where motorists and cyclists have more tension than a unhappy married couple. But here's some news you could use: Motorists aren't the only…
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Calendar, Night&Day Contact Sports

Contact Sports

Think about the last time you got outside and played a game with your friends. For us it was probably back in high school, when Capture the Flag gave us an excuse to tackle members of the opposite sex in…
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News, The Snitch 5 Reasons You Don't Want to Share Your Muni Seat with School Kids

5 Reasons You Don't Want to Share Your Muni Seat with School Kids

In yet another mark of a failing education system, San Francisco's school board cut transportation service for our youngsters, which means we now have to share the Muni and BART with dozens of kids jacked up on sugar everyday.As if…
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Calendar, Night&Day Perfection Revisited

Perfection Revisited

When we picture utopia, our version involves baskets of kittens, free-flowing rivers of hot fudge, and endless time to squander on playing Angry Birds. But we’re not the first to ponder this. The idea of utopia has its roots in…
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Music, All Shook Down Pomplamoose Covers the Angry Birds Theme, Because You Don't Hear it Enough Already

Pomplamoose Covers the Angry Birds Theme, Because You Don't Hear it Enough Already

We've been taking a hiatus from Pomplamoose news after our cover story on the local YouTube sensation back in February, but this is too memetastic to resist: It's Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn covering the theme from Angry Birds…
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News, The Snitch Angry Birds -- Why are We Addicted?

Angry Birds -- Why are We Addicted?

One projects a cartoonish bird into a rickety castle in order to destroy villainous green pigs. Somehow, that synopsis survived a pitch meeting -- and any subsequent analysis -- to become Angry Birds. And if you haven't heard of Angry…
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