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Culture, The Exhibitionist <i>America's Next Top Model</i> Is So Insane We Can't Ignore It

America's Next Top Model Is So Insane We Can't Ignore It

If you own a television, then you are probably aware (unfortunately) of the fact that Tyra Banks exists (we're very, very sorry). She was a so-called supermodel for a while, then she had a chat show. Recently she wrote a…
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News, The Snitch 'Short' S.F. Women: America's Next Top Model Will Totally Consider Judging You

'Short' S.F. Women: America's Next Top Model Will Totally Consider Judging You

Rejoice, short San Franciscan women! The arbiter of beauty, America's Next Top Model, has deemed you worthy to put on your highest heels and totter onto their set. Per the gushing e-mail received at the SF Weekly offices, reminding us…
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Music, All Shook Down Go Sees, Puddles and Plus Size Blues on This Week's Top Model

Go Sees, Puddles and Plus Size Blues on This Week's Top Model

It always starts with consumable goods. I thought models lived on a steady diet of coke, cigarettes and water, so why the bickering? This week, Lauren threw out the ground-y coffee Fatima made, so Fatima obviously freaked out and…
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Music, All Shook Down Firefighters, Flank Steaks and Fashion Shows on This Week's America's Next Top Model

Firefighters, Flank Steaks and Fashion Shows on This Week's America's Next Top Model

Usually during the beginning of Top Model I'm so concerned about what ridiculous stuff Tyra will do that I never really payed attention to the intro. Essentially it has Ms. Banks and the rest of the ladies dressed up…
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Music, All Shook Down Makeovers, Marvita's Mane and Mega Bitches on America's Next Top Model

Makeovers, Marvita's Mane and Mega Bitches on America's Next Top Model

During each episode of America's Next Top Model Cycle 10 I want to die a little bit more. Maybe it's the "Tyra Mail" reader or the jumping and the screaming or the ignorant girl on girl verbal smackdowns. It…
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Music, All Shook Down Bitch Fights, Trannys and Big Surprises on Top Model

Bitch Fights, Trannys and Big Surprises on Top Model

So far Cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model has enlightened America to a serious problem previously ignored -- Tyra Banks must be on crack. Sure, in previous cycles she said and did some odd things, but so far this…
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Music, All Shook Down Chris Rock! What Are You Doing on America's Next Top Model?

Chris Rock! What Are You Doing on America's Next Top Model?

Fashion Wednesday's return! Project Runway remains on hiatus until next week (we're dying of anticipation!), but America's Next Top Model has returned. Already shit is goin' down. We laughed, we cried, we felt shocked, and we continued to ponder how…
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