Where: Pyramid Brewery and Alehouse
When: Sun., October 23, 6-10 p.m.
The rundown: It's a benefit party for Stockton's Harvest Home Sanctuary, a big-ass awesome rescue ranch for animals. The evening will mainly involve eating tasty vegan burgers and piles of fries, and drinking gallons and gallons of beer. What could be better!? Oh yes, the fact that all the money raised goes to help animals rescued from shitty factory farms or shelters. A ticket buys you a burger and fries, with beer costing a little extra. Fortunately, all money raised goes to Harvest Home, so you can feel good about indulging your drinking problem. Pyramid will also have their newly-released seasonal Snow Cap beer. At the event, you'll have the chance to meet the Harvest Home Animal Sanctuary Half Marathon Team, and sign up to join them. Really good marketing on their part because you'll be all fat and drunk and they'll be like, "Fatty! Get up on this!" and you'll be all, "I don't want to die before I'm 30!" Done and DONE! Harvest Home strongly recommends buying $15 tickets online, but if you wait, it's $20 at the door (if there's room!).