When: Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 1 & 2, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Cost: $8 suggested donation
The rundown: Gather round, ye hippies and bleeding hearts, it's time for the World Vegetarian Fest! Actually, it's also for people who like to gorge themselves on deliciousness, because there will be samples galore, including OCD's Caramel 'Not' Corn, the official treat selection of the Academy Awards. Yes, you too can dine on the same thing that George Clooney will be stuffing into his gorgeous maw. And you can do it months and months before that asshole. You're the real winner!
Don your hemp Birkenstocks and socks and head down to the World Vegetarian Fest to see that living in S.F. sans animal products is easy, tasty, and fun! Plus, everyone will be very attractive and available for dating.*