The star: Lady Gaga
The sandwich: Fried cod sticks, avocado, roll
The location: Hapa Ramen, San Francisco
The skinny: Say fish sticks fast, and remember that there have been tons of rumors that Gaga's a hermaphrodite.
The star: Luther Vandross ("Luther Burger")
The sandwich: Bacon cheeseburger, Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnuts
The location: Wiener and Still Champion, Evanston, Ill.
The skinny: This is why you're fat.
The star: John, Paul, George, and Ringo (aka the Beatles)
The sandwich: Corned beef, roast beef, turkey, Swiss, American, cucumber, cranberry sauce, pickle, coleslaw, mustard, mayonnaise, rye
The location: Heimerhaus Deli, Redwood City, Calif.
The skinny: Eat the Beatles in quadruple-meat form. All you need is love. And maybe a bib.
The star: Madonna
The sandwich: Tuna, cucumber, lettuce, olive, tomato
The location: Celebrity Sandwich, Portsmouth, N.H.
The skinny: Like a sturgeon, go on a fish holiday with the Material Girl.
The star: Elton John
The sandwich: Charbroiled chicken breast, cheddar
The location: Flashback Diner, Hallandale Beach, Fla.
The skinny: A rare chance to chomp on Captain Fantastic.