"Furious" seems a little harsh.Ever heard the proverb, "If you can't beat them, join them"? Godby should heed the advice. If making empirically tasty treats, not "challenging" devotees, is actually Godby's game, we think he should steal a few ideas from Jasper Slobrushe. Nutella and More Nutella? If Slobrushe means chocolate-and-hazelnut spread in mass quantities, he might be on to something. Sounds quite tame actually. Ditto for Crunchberries. Beef Curtains? Bring it on (though we hope he'd source from responsible, environmentally sensitive suppliers). Swine Flu? We ain't scurred. Pee Wee-in-the-Theater? Can't fuck with that. Love Pee Wee, and think he'd taste like an amalgam of cotton candy, tequila, and magic mushrooms. Killer.