But no! Perhaps taking a lead from Hubert Keller (who offers thongs at his Burger Bar restaurant because why?), these tricked-out American Apparel underpants will indeed strut down the cold alley runway some time tonight, and you can order your very own panties, unisex briefs, or "hot shorts" via the Magic Curry website from now through Tuesday.
If you buy some, will you please send us a picture of you in them so that we can
make fun of you check you out?
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