We're guessing that all thoughts of dieting -- or even moderate consumption -- go right out the window of that double-wide when eaters scroll through entries like The Pink Panther, a brioche bun with cotton candy filling. Chili cheese fries are, if anything, a once-a-year treat, yet the sight of The DUI -- French fries covered with chili, cheese, carne asada, and pastrami -- make you wonder how many drinks it would take to soak up so much fatally fatty goodness. Same with The Luther Rory, a ground sirloin patty topped with American cheese, bacon, peanut butter, with a couple of Krispy Kremes as a bun.
The site's geekiest display of barely subliminal sexuality just might be The Lord of the Rings, a foot-long wiener threaded with onion rings, served up with cheese and bacon on top. So wrong. And yet so delicious.