Need a romantic getaway this weekend where you're almost guaranteed to get some action? We got you covered.
Just pack your bags, baby! We're going to Oakland.
Oh, and don't forget the lube.
The folks from OneTaste (slogan: Powered by orgasm) will host the Orgasmic Meditation Xperience this weekend at the Scottish Rite Center in Oakland. That's a lot of O's.
The conference on female sexuality, otherwise known an OMX, is an annual gathering of more than 15,000 people from around the world who adhere to the practice of Orgasmic Meditation, otherwise known as OM.
For those unfamiliar with OM, it is a partnered 15-minute meditation exercise intended to gently yet effectively bring a woman to climax with just a stroke of the finger.
Cliterally speaking, the only object of focus in this practice is the point of contact -- finger meets clitoris. Literally.
The weekend will consist of lectures, workshops, and panel discussions led by experts in the field as well as a party on Saturday night in celebration of the art of intimacy. Tickets are somewhat pricey but consider this to be the Coachella and Lollapalooza of orgasm gatherings.
Watch the video below for more information on the art of OM. However, it's probably best to put your headphones in if at work or in the presence of children. This how-to goes over-the-top, if you know what we mean.