Forget the Olympics, there's still a chance for us to get rid of the Biebs!
On the heels of the USA vs. Canada hockey game -- where it was hard to tell if Canadians were cheering because they won the gold or lost Justin Bieber -- there's a chance for us to claim true victory once and for all! We're not talking about the gold medal, we're talking about ridding ourselves of Bieber. Think of everything we'll gain by losing him and his tween fans -- Bieber fever will plague us no more!
We suggest you break out that old Atari before you play for keeps. Behold, Bieber pong.