Nothing goes better on Cinco De Mayo than an ex-hedonist of legendary proportions drinking virgin margaritas, right? Right. Naturally, then, hilarious British hair model/recovering cupcake-breast-addict Russell Brand is coming to San Francisco that very day for a live comedy performance at newish Mission venue the Chapel. He won't be drinking, but that doesn't mean you can't.
The show will take place at the unnervingly wholesome hour of 6 p.m. (doors at 5 p.m.), and, thankfully, Brand doesn't charge Dave Chappelle prices. Tickets are $25 each. By the time your read this they'll be on sale, and you can acquire them here. At the very least, the show will be a great way to hear a bunch of jokes you can then pass off as your own while behaving badly in bars while celebrating Cinco De Mayo. (Just kidding, please don't do that.)