Last Ounce of Courage opens all over the U.S. of freakin' A. on Friday, though as of this writing it isn't scheduled to play in San Francisco, probably because we're a bastion of liberalism that would never allow such inspiring visions of god and country to be shown within our decadent borders! We're so evil and leftist and Christian-persecutin', Atlas Shrugged only played on one single screen at the Century San Francisco Centre 9 last year! That's how bad we are. Courage is also doing special 9/11 screenings today in other, more patriotic parts of the Bay Area.
Still, one can't help but wonder what things Chuck Norris doesn't approve of. Okay, so he approves of a certain kind of laundry detergent as well as low-budget films that represent his five favorite Fs: Freedom, Family, Fitness, Faith, and Fight (seriously, I am not making that up). And we know he hates Obama so much that he pays someone else to write an anti-Obama column under his name, and neither he nor his wife approve of the Reagan-prophesied millennium of darkness that a second Obama term will bring (yeah, not making that up, either). But what other things has he not approved over the years?
In 1981, he did not approve of new Creature Features host John Stanley making Chuck sit through all those horror movies night after night. (Original Creature Features host Bob Wilkins wouldn't have had Chuck Norris on his show in the first place, but that's a whole 'nother article).
As seen in the 1987 Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos comic (uncovered by Your Crap Archivist, Alan Scherstuhl), he disapproved of people who steal computers, and he uses Tom Stoppard-level wordplay to trick them.