Luckily, SF Weekly's videographer Andrew Lopez was on the scene so that we might bring you the next best thing -- animated GIFs from the show!
Now you can relive the paw-inspiring action any time you want. Frankly, we can't think of a better Monday time waster than watching cats ride skateboards, or you know, wrestling.
You can also, of course, read our hilarious interview with the Acro-Cats trainer, Samantha Martin.
Without further ado, here are the top five animated cat GIFs from the show: