Father's Day is this Sunday! Do your dad a favor this year and skip the cornflower blue tie or Sears gift certificate, and get him a gift that will truly arouse his appreciation.We're talking, of course, about a poetry calendar inspired by penis enlargement and erectile dysfunction spam. Created by our freelancer Beth Winegarner, The Lengths You Go To: Poems From Penis Spam 2013 Calendar will remind your dad to "empower [his] fleshy thing" and that every day should be a "ceiling-breaking bone-on" day.
Here is a sample poem -- to get you in the mood.
Violate all Her Holes
get hose growth every day.
When your hose has enough power
to work for hours, every babe
Get better in making it with her.
Violate all her holes.