But when it comes to books, the future can embrace its cold, glossy
exterior with my fist! Reading, for me, is a pleasure that should not be
experienced on an LCD screen. E-mail is great, but love letters are
better. I want to smell a book's crisp pages, run my hands over its
binding, marvel at the oily dents my fingers have created by re-reading
the same favored passage over and over. Books are my muse and my
dominatrix. They are meant to be adored.
That said, I am an
avowed bisexual, and I see everything both ways. Here are some non-ranty
pros and cons of Kindles, Nooks, iPads, and other e-readers.
Pro: The e-reader is lighter, weighing 8.5 ounces. Your average book weighs 12 ounces. A hardback weighs about two pounds.
Con: Seriously? Your pansy-ass hipster arms can't hold a two-pound book? You're an embarrassment to asymmetrical haircuts.
Pro: You can safely read your Girl With The Dragon Tramp Stamp books without anyone on the bus being the wiser.
You can't flirt with cute, bookish strangers or strike up conversations
if no one knows what the hell you're reading. One of my favorite urban
bonding moments occurred when a girl and I realized we were reading the
same Annie Proulx book on the train. Takeaway: You cannot e-drop e-asily
Pro: E-books are cheaper, and they're free if the copyright has expired, meaning you can download most of the classics for zilch.
Con: You're screwing the writers. The average author royalty per book is $3.90. Per download it's $2.12. Also, are you really going to read all 1,200 pages of War and Peace just because it's free? That's what I thought, asshole.
Pro: The carbon footprint of e-readers is way smaller than the carbon footprint of producing print books.
E-waste is still a huge problem for such devices, though, especially because Amazon.com will no doubt keep making newer versions of the Kindle, thus
rendering older ones obsolete -- or at least less desirable. Plus, spill coffee on a book, no problem -- or, at worst you'll need a new book.
Spill coffee on a Kindle, and you've just made yourself a really
expensive coaster. Of course, renting books from your local library remains the most cost-effective, best-for-the-planet approach to reading.
Pro: It's great for travel, and many people say owning an e-reader has significantly increased their reading habits.
Con: It's great for travel, but now you have another electronic thing to worry about recharging/getting stolen/leaving on the airplane.
That said, I heartily support more people reading, especially because
Oprah has stopped being the sole cause for most Americans to pick up
books. Here's a different con though: It seems like almost daily, I'll
read (yes, on the Internet) about a local book store closing. Hell, even megagiant Borders filed for bankruptcy in February. This makes me sad.
There's a built-in dictionary and translator for foreign language text.
Plus, you can increase or decrease the font size to accommodate your
level of blindness.
Con: If you're not blind already, print remains the easiest on the eyes.
There you have it. It's a tie. Everyone wins when you're booksexual!
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